I know, I know. But I found this and it was just too great that I couldn't NOT post it.
- Eric Szmanda can last longer without water than a camel can.
- Eric Szmandaology is the study of Eric Szmanda.
- Eric Szmanda will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
- Eric Szmanda can not regurgitate.
- Eric Szmanda is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
- Czar Paul I banished Eric Szmanda to Siberia for marching out of step.
- Eric Szmanda can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
- The horns of Eric Szmanda are made entirely from hair.
- Half a cup of Eric Szmanda contains only seventeen calories.
- Eric Szmanda can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
Have fun looking up your own things. (I love the Czar Paul I. I could totally see it happening.)
Edit: I did another one out of boredom, and it was SO funny.
- Greg Sanders was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
- You can tell if Greg Sanders has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
- Greg Sanders will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
- Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Greg Sanders.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Greg Sanders.
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Greg Sanders!
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Greg Sanders is 10:1.
- You share your birthday with Greg Sanders.
- Early thermometers were filled with Greg Sanders instead of mercury.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Greg Sanders.
I especially loved the one about the bride and the last one. He gets around, doesn't he? Both brides and 55 percent of men.