Quote Meme.

I have nothing better to do, so misshigherpower did this on her journal today and I thought, why not?

Looking for the show, and then the speaker.

1. If he's not hitting that, why is she here?
Because I'm hitting that, and it's totally hot.

2. What, don't you read? It's from Of Mice and Men. You'd like it. Puppies get killed.

3. No, No, No, No, Homo erectus was never fully erect.
Maybe he was nervous.

4. ...I just really hate tan lines. Don't you?
Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about that.

5. Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free starting right now.
I think you’re cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but your damn self.
But I--
But what? I still have 22 seconds and I’m not done.

6. Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

7. The dude punches like my sister.
Oh, so by your definition, you got beat up by a girl.

8. What are you afraid I will do? Build a race of criminal robots that will destroy the earth?
Do you have that kind of fantasy often?
Very often.
Does it concern you that such adolescent thoughts are a sign of emotional retardation?
I’ve been told. I’m working on it.
Can you understand why that concerns us?
Not really.

9. I think there's something weird going on here.
Yeah – she wasn't even that into me!

10. I didn't assault him! I just... hit him.

11. Your turn, you gonna tell me why this case?
She's my new girlfriend, I'm having a tattoo designed, I was hoping you could find out her name.

12. I wasn't being rude. I was being curt. Rude would be, "When I know, you'll know." Friends?
No.

13. They never invited their priest over to try and talk you out of having sex.
Five times! And on the last one, they triple-teamed with a priest, a rabbi, and a Mormon missionary. I made so many jokes that night I should have had a microphone and a brick wall behind me.

14. What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? BMW, BMG, BASF - and they're all B's.
I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS.

15. Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the stone age, fifty keg bacchanalia?
Sounds like fun, right?
Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top.

16. Porn?? I wish it was porn; it would be less embarrassing.

17. Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
The winner?

18. I miss organic chemistry class. Those were good times.
I miss my first microscope.
I miss normal people.

19. Who is it?
Destiny!
I wish Destiny would lose our number.

20. Vampires! Gets funnier every time I hear it.

Quote Meme.

I have nothing better to do, so misshigherpower did this on her journal today and I thought, why not?

Looking for the show, and then the speaker.

1. If he's not hitting that, why is she here?
Because I'm hitting that, and it's totally hot.

2. What, don't you read? It's from Of Mice and Men. You'd like it. Puppies get killed.

3. No, No, No, No, Homo erectus was never fully erect.
Maybe he was nervous.

4. ...I just really hate tan lines. Don't you?
Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about that.

5. Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free starting right now.
I think you’re cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don’t think of anybody but your damn self.
But I--
But what? I still have 22 seconds and I’m not done.

6. Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

7. The dude punches like my sister.
Oh, so by your definition, you got beat up by a girl.

8. What are you afraid I will do? Build a race of criminal robots that will destroy the earth?
Do you have that kind of fantasy often?
Very often.
Does it concern you that such adolescent thoughts are a sign of emotional retardation?
I’ve been told. I’m working on it.
Can you understand why that concerns us?
Not really.

9. I think there's something weird going on here.
Yeah – she wasn't even that into me!

10. I didn't assault him! I just... hit him.

11. Your turn, you gonna tell me why this case?
She's my new girlfriend, I'm having a tattoo designed, I was hoping you could find out her name.

12. I wasn't being rude. I was being curt. Rude would be, "When I know, you'll know." Friends?
No.

13. They never invited their priest over to try and talk you out of having sex.
Five times! And on the last one, they triple-teamed with a priest, a rabbi, and a Mormon missionary. I made so many jokes that night I should have had a microphone and a brick wall behind me.

14. What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? BMW, BMG, BASF - and they're all B's.
I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS.

15. Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the stone age, fifty keg bacchanalia?
Sounds like fun, right?
Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top.

16. Porn?? I wish it was porn; it would be less embarrassing.

17. Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
The winner?

18. I miss organic chemistry class. Those were good times.
I miss my first microscope.
I miss normal people.

19. Who is it?
Destiny!
I wish Destiny would lose our number.

20. Vampires! Gets funnier every time I hear it.

Another Meme and a Short Non-Spoilery Opinion of CSI.

Saw this on janetmaca. (And others, but finally gave in and did it.)

BOOKWORM:
1. Grab the nearest book
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

A Wizard Alone by Diane Duane
"Uh, yeah," Nita said, unwilling to agree too forcefully with this sentiment, no matter how true it was. "Thanks."
"So would you kindly get off your butt and bring my bed back from Pluto?"

Hehe. I totally didn't plan that, but funny, funny line.

As for CSI? It was SO bad tonight. I mean.. Wow, did I not like it at all. XP I didn't watch either Grey's Anatomy or Supernatural for THAT? Ugh. I'm pissed. At least the preview from next week seems interesting. Maybe it'll make up for this week's terribleness.

Another Meme and a Short Non-Spoilery Opinion of CSI.

Saw this on janetmaca. (And others, but finally gave in and did it.)

BOOKWORM:
1. Grab the nearest book
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

A Wizard Alone by Diane Duane
"Uh, yeah," Nita said, unwilling to agree too forcefully with this sentiment, no matter how true it was. "Thanks."
"So would you kindly get off your butt and bring my bed back from Pluto?"

Hehe. I totally didn't plan that, but funny, funny line.

As for CSI? It was SO bad tonight. I mean.. Wow, did I not like it at all. XP I didn't watch either Grey's Anatomy or Supernatural for THAT? Ugh. I'm pissed. At least the preview from next week seems interesting. Maybe it'll make up for this week's terribleness.