Dear Laptop,

I've been NOTHING but nice to you. (If you ignore all the times I've accidently brushed against walls and you know, crammed so much things to your hard drive that you're almost filled up.) So why, oh WHY are you being so mean? I've had to manually restart you ... TWICE today? I mean, nooooo. Usually I complain about internet speed. Not my ACTUAL laptop speed. So please. PLEASE work with me? T.T I can't live without you. So PLEASE work.

~Love,
Me.

P.S. I'll even think of deleting things off your hard drive if you work. That's gotta mean something.

Dear Laptop,

I've been NOTHING but nice to you. (If you ignore all the times I've accidently brushed against walls and you know, crammed so much things to your hard drive that you're almost filled up.) So why, oh WHY are you being so mean? I've had to manually restart you ... TWICE today? I mean, nooooo. Usually I complain about internet speed. Not my ACTUAL laptop speed. So please. PLEASE work with me? T.T I can't live without you. So PLEASE work.

~Love,
Me.

P.S. I'll even think of deleting things off your hard drive if you work. That's gotta mean something.