tinyangl: (tesshismile)
tinyangl ([personal profile] tinyangl) wrote2007-05-11 05:50 pm

Happy Psycho Serial Killer Tegoshi.

Title: Happy Psycho Serial Killer Tegoshi.
Author: Kamika Farinas aka [livejournal.com profile] tinyangl
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1309
Pairing: One sided Tegopi.
Summary: Inspired by this Image. asfkdj. I fail at titles, so what you see is what you get. My f-list sure gives me a lot of ideas, don't they? This is all thanks to them and their comments on wanting to read happy psycho serial killer Tesshi. (Except he's not all that happy, depending on how you use that word. IDK. I fail.) Enjoy.


"Yuya-kun!" Nishikido Ryo snapped when he saw the younger boy enter the dressing room, panting.

Tegoshi Yuya looked up, his eyes wide and his cheeks flush. Ryo instantly softened. "I'm...sor-" he started panting slightly, when Ryo cut him off.

"It's fine. Just get dressed. Everyone else is ready," he said, his voice still carrying a tinge of harshness, not wanting to appear too soft for them. The younger boy nodded and rushed to get the outfit he was wearing for their photoshoot. He immediately started stripping off his outer-shirt and looked the image of exhaustion from his apparent run to the set. As he started dressing, his mind was reeling at the idea that he had been able to side-step any questions for his lateness, but he supposed he should be used to that by now. They never asked when he looked at them with his eyes or his pout. Suckers. And that's the way he liked it.

Black. That's what color her eyes were. Or that's what he thought they were. He never did pay much attention; they all looked black to him, every single one of them - blank and unemotional and uninteresting. She was blinking at him with this innocent look on her face, as though he'd be interested in her just because she looked at him like that. She'd twirl her hair, wink at him, make motions that were meant to be as "cute." Please. What a joke.

"Tegoshi," Yamashita Tomohisa's sharp voice cut through his thoughts easily. Yuya looked up to meet the eyes of his most admired sempai, his shirt half-on as his hand froze mid-action. "Hurry it up, if you can. I think Ryo-chan's getting crabby over here." He gave a weak smile at the end, trying to reassure the boy with just that little action. He then gave a nod and walked over to the other NewS members (minus Koyama) who were still sitting around in the room, waiting around for their solo shoots.

Yuya took in a sharp breath, his eyes narrowing as he followed the path of their leader. He watched - watched him laugh with the members, joke around with them, sit down, stand, everything. But he still forced himself to focus on getting dressed; it wouldn't do him any good to have to stab Ryo if he bothered him another time for taking so long. (That'd be a little more reveal of his true character than he wanted to show.)

He'd pretend he was interested. That's what he always did. It's how he got all those girls to talk to him. He'd laugh. He'd joke. He'd flirt and wink and smile and all that good stuff. And if they were at karaoke, he'd sing and that was always the best trick in the book; they were all easy prey after that. He was supposed to be mister innocent and that's just how he played it. It was how he'd gotten all those sluts into bed. He got them to trust him and let him in, figuratively and literally. They didn't know any better. (Not that he even expected any bit of common sense from them.) Big mistake.

Yuya walked over to the group, adjusting his collar slightly and fidgeting with it as he made a face at how uncomfortable the material was. Masuda Takahisa looked at him curiously as he reached over to grab at the boy's collar. "Tegoshi... Is that blood?" he asked, tilting his head to the side to get a better look.

The younger boy's eyes went wide as the rest of the members (now minus Ryo who had been replaced by Koyama) huddled around him to look at his shirt. They all murmured their agreements to the comment and Yuya fought to get a better look at the stains on the shirt. He frowned, his eyebrows furrowed together as he looked at it. "Oh!" Yuya exclaimed, sounding disappointed, "I must still be bleeding from the paper cut I got." He held out a finger to show the cut on his finger and sighed dramatically, "You think they have another shirt for me?"

"Yuya-kun. Your go," Ryo's voice interrupted, walking into the room at that point, and Yuya looked in his direction, eyes wide.

"But?" he started, when Yamashita Tomohisa started pushing him out of the room, telling him that the stain would probably not cause any problems and to just go before Ryo started stabbing peope.

Blood. There was blood everywhere. Normally Yuya never killed messily. He hated getting it on himself and being an idol, he had to always look perfect and blood got everywhere and sometimes you would never know where it landed and just a tiny mess up could end it. He usually smothered them, drowned them or choked them, ways in which he would not have to deal with much of an after-math. He was always meticulous, cleaning after himself, always wearing gloves. It was the only reason he'd gotten away with the amount of murders he had committed.

Yuya stood in front of the photographer who had not noticed the state of Yuya's stained shirt. He told Yuya to just sit down and pose whatever way he wanted. The smile on his face was hard to hold back. He always felt this high whenever he had just committed a murder. There was something refreshing about it and comforting and all together amazing. He laughed out loud at the thought of getting to do this again and again and again. The photographer started yelling his praises over the laughter, click after click after click.

Yuya looked over at the girl's bedside. The eyes of Yamashita Tomohisa bore into him and Yuya snatched the uchiwa away from the table. He glared around the room, blood splattered everywhere - on the window curtains, her walls, posters of Yamashita Tomohisa scattered wherever the naked eye rested. Yuya turned to look at the prone girl on the bed, the knife a little bit away. "You don't deserve him," he hissed at her, holding the uchiwa close to his body. "He's mine. Nobody but mine."

Images of all the girls' melded together and flashed before his eyes as he put another Yamashita Tomohisa uchiwa on top of another. He blinked and suddenly his mind cleared and there were no longer any more images of dead females, sprawled on their beds. Now, Yuya stepped back to observe his room and was pleased to see all the Yamashita Tomohisa posters one on top of the other, just the way he liked it. He glanced over at the nearest side table and took in the large pile that he had built up from taking them from each of his victims. He called it "collecting."


"Tegoshi," Yamashita Tomohisa called, causing the younger boy to spin around in surprise, dropping his jacket on the floor. The older male picked it up, handing it over with a smile. "Wanna come to dinner with me?" he asked.

Yuya accepted it, his breath catching. "Really?" he asked, trying to keep back the excitement in his voice. He moved to put the jacket on and nonchalantly added, "Anyone else coming along?"

Yamashita Tomohisa leaned back on the lockers, "Nope, just us." His eyes furrowed together, "You don't mind, do you?"

"Nope! Not at all," the younger boy chirped happily. "Let's go now! Yamashita-kun's treat," he said laughing as he walked out the door.

"Heyyy!" Yamashita Tomohisa exclaimed, pouting, "Who said I was paying?!"

"I did, of course," Yuya said, turning around to grin at the older male, "Se~em~pai!"

Yamashita Tomohisa laughed and Yuya took in the sound with glee.

Yamashita Tomohisa was his. Nobody else's. Not Johnny's. Not Jin's. Not even fangirls'. And Yuya would make damn sure that was true. No matter what.
thunder: (YamaP)

[personal profile] thunder 2007-05-11 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
OH YAMAPI DON'T DIE BABY PLEASE DON'T DIE DON'T GO WITH T-GOCHI HE WILL KILL YOU BY SPITTING THUG RHYMES ON YOU ONE ON ONE D:

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
XP. HE WON'T. DON'T WORRY. I DON'T THINK YAMAPI DIES.... IN MY MIND BUT WHATEVER. XP AND AHAHAAH SPITTING THUG RHYMES? AHAHAAHAH! *CAN'T IMAGINE*
thunder: (Yamapi)

[personal profile] thunder 2007-05-12 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I. IT'S BEEN A WHOLE DAY AND I'M READING THIS AGAIN AND OH GOD I STILL THINK T-GOCHI IS ABOUT TO KILL YAMAPI TO ADD HIM TO HIS UCHIWA/POSTER/YAMAPI-MEMORABILIA COLLECTION. DDD: NO 2D IMAGE WILL BEAT HAVING THE REAL THING. WHY IS YAMAPI GOING WITH HIM?!?! WHY?! OH DON'T GO. D:

"He's mine. Nobody but mine."

Ooh baby asa made going going crazy, konya he's all mine, sexy sexy Yamapi~

[identity profile] yaoi-brause.livejournal.com 2007-05-11 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
OH YAY IT'S THE HAPPY PSYCHO TEGO SERIAL KILLAR TEGO FIC :D YAY~
Going to read it .. NOW xD Just needed to spazz a bit first 8D Wohoo~

[identity profile] yaoi-brause.livejournal.com 2007-05-11 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
.. Why is this just so..imagenable? xD Oh LOL. Tego would really make a good serial killar 8D

"He's mine. Nobody but mine."
I so can imagine him saying that with all the blood around him and.. ♥

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
XP. That's kinda scary that it's imagenable. ~_~;;

.............. Yeah... I'm a little creepied out at the idea of Tegoshi as a serial killer and obsessive with Yamapi. Oh dear.

[identity profile] back2real.livejournal.com 2007-05-11 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, you're totally scaring me, making innocent little Tego into a psycho-murderer?? creeeeeepy! but ya, isn't that what they always say "he was so sweet and nice, we NEVER would have suspected him..."

dun dun dun!

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
XP I don't like the thought either but darn itttt~ I couldn't stop thinking of Tesshi being a serial killer. It's totally true. I don't think we'd ever suspect him. @.@

[identity profile] back2real.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
yes, you turned the least-likely suspect into a murderer! I hope it all ends up being Pi having a nightmare, only to wake up with Teshi hovering over him! HAHAH! But I guess I'll have to wait for the next installment? I wonder, though, why Ryo and Koyama can't be in the room at the same time?? AHHAH!

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
....Wow... I hope it all ends up being Pi having a nightmare, only to wake up with Teshi hovering over him! That would be the creepiest thing EVERRRR~~ LOL, I have no idea why Ryo and Koyama weren't in the room at the same time. It just... happened?
...Next installment? XP I don't plan on writing anymore of Psycho!Tegoshi. It's screwing with my brain. LOL.

[identity profile] back2real.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, good, I'm glad you're not planning to write more of that, I can see it messing up your head from over here! ahah! so, I can make up my own ending, "Yamapi wakes up with a start to find Tegoshi hovering over him with... a birthday cake!" ahah! there you go, happy ending (baka!)

[identity profile] mage-of-time.livejournal.com 2007-05-11 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll never watch Miso Soup the same way again.

OH TEGO.

[identity profile] back2real.livejournal.com 2007-05-11 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! I'm starting to wonder if Jin is in danger now that he's back in Japan!

and poor Masu... someone needs to rescue him!

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
GUH. I'm so sorry! I didn't think I'd change Miso Soup for you. @.@

OH TEGO IS RIGHT. XP

[identity profile] saturnianlove.livejournal.com 2007-05-11 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
DIES.
TEGOSHI WILL KILL ME DD:
sadly(?), psycho!Tego is really believable...

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
TEGOSHI WOULD KILL US ALL. @.@
...I keep getting that. XP Kinda creepy that it'd be believable.

[identity profile] grey-fuzzy.livejournal.com 2007-05-11 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that Tegoshi picture, haha! And this fic is ridiculous fun... morbid and creepifying, one might say, but definitely fun :DD.

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha! Isn't the picture weird? XP Oh Tegoshi. XP Morbid and creepifying? Ahaha... I'm glad I got that effect across. XP Yay to fun though! @.@

[identity profile] grey-fuzzy.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I was looking at the new Tegoshi fineboys scans.... and immediately thought of this fic when I saw this one:

Image (http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=06234fineboysplushair02xw0.jpg)


Oh, Tego...

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHA. I saw those too and did not even THINK to look at the shirt. (I think it was his expression that kinda killed me.) BUT OMG. THAT IS HILARIOUS. What is he doing to me?! @.2

...FRIG. That magazine looked hot. @.@ I should buy it if... I had the money. XP

[identity profile] dizzy-starshine.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
ok I looked at the pic AFTER reading and OMG!!! there really is blood on his shirt!!!

(Runs for safety)

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
XP~~
There is, isn't there? ~_~;; I didn't notice until someone pointed it out. XP But yes, creepy to read and then see the picture, I'd say. XP

[identity profile] dizzy-starshine.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It's freaky. I didn't notice the picture link till I scrolled back up to the top. I'm scared now.
I don't have a Yamapi uchiwa though so maybe I'm ok, I have a Tego one ^_^

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaahaha. You're safe! Tegoshi only kills people with Yamapi uchiwa, it seems. XP
Oooh, you didn't? I seeee~ XP I'm sorry for making Tegoshi scary? o.O

[identity profile] dizzy-starshine.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
He is scary though lol. No one can be that cute and innocent without it being a cover for some more darker personalitly.

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
....XP What does that make Massu then? Although, he is a bit of a pervert, he's kinda cutsy himself and adora-ma-ble and whatnot. @.@

[identity profile] dizzy-starshine.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He's Tego's bodyguard. That's why he's so buff but hides it under baggy tops all the time. He wants people to think he's sweet and dorky when he could probably punch a hole through a wall.

[identity profile] partypaprika.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...wow. That's was insane! And a bit of a mindfuck, but in a really good way. I've never imagined Tegoshi as anything besides either a)innocent or b)slutty or some combination of the two. But Tego as a serial killer...omg. SO GOOD! And you went the full nine yards and made him a serial killer without turning it au. WHICH IS FREAKING BRILLANT!
Yamashita Tomohisa was his. Nobody else's. Not Johnny's. Not Jin's. Not even fangirls'. And Yuya would make damn sure that was true. No matter what.
Yeah...you're insane. In a really awesome way.

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
XP~~
Neither would I have imagined Tegoshi as a serial killer. @.@ I'm ...glad I made it believable? LOL. Mindfuck for sure. Frigging sucky that this concept wouldn't leave me alone. And YES. I made it not AU. @.@ I don't know why, but it felt a little better if I had kept it in "real time." And OMG, THANKS FOR THE FREAKING BRILLANT. I LOVE IT.

...Yes, yes. I am insane. XP (Awesome way? ...Well, why not? *laughs*)
thawrecka: (let's kiss like the angels do)

[personal profile] thawrecka 2007-05-12 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, that last bit would be cute if Tego wasn't killing people. It's kind of cute, anyway.

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahah! Wasn't it? I wanted a cutsy scene between Tegopi to kinda... not balance but to just.. I don't know, show how Tegoshi really reveals himself to Yamapi. @.@ I'm glad you thought it was cute.

[identity profile] shiny-satsuma.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
PI!CAREFUL!! tesshi's gonna make you into his personal uchiwa XD

you have NO IDEA how this has messed with my perception of the world.. now, my best friend's shih tzu called blossom could be a SERIAL KILLER DDDD:

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
XP~~ TEGOSHIIIIII. DON'T KILL YAMAPI!

...I'm sorry! @.@ I didn't mean to change your perception. XP Nooooo~~ No puppy serial killers! @.@

[identity profile] shiny-satsuma.livejournal.com 2007-05-13 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
LOL now im gonna see psycho!Tesshi round every corner ^_^

[identity profile] frutips-centre.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
wow I never noticed the stain. Yamapi has no idea what he's walking into ^^

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha. I didn't either on my first viewing of it. Yamapi totally doesn't know, poor boy. XP

[identity profile] crux-australis.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Nuuuuuuuuuuu~ Please don't tell me that of all the Psycho! ones, Tego is now joining the ranks. >.<; First it was Ryo, then Ohkura...now him? D:

Haha...but it was interesting, nonetheless.

pleased to see all the Yamashita Tomohisa posters one on top of the other, just the way he liked it
There's something about how he posts his posters on top of each other, and not side by side, that screams CRAZY PSYCHO MURDERER! to me, because it's so irregular...and it reminds me of bodies piled on top of one another; one conquest over the other. *shudders*

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
XP~~ I don't know if there's going to be more psycho!Tegoshi fic after this one. *laughs* I don't think I'd write anything more, because psycho!Tegoshi kinda creeps me out. (Psycho!Ryo...not so much of a stretch, but Psycho!Ohkura? o.O)

Heheh! I'm glad it was interesting... XP

....I never realized that that'd be so creepy. XP~~
I wasn't even thinking of anything like that. I just wanted a scene with his room and guh. XP I'm glad I was able to push forth the idea of Tegoshi being a crazy psycho murderer. @.@ Kinda...Not sure what this makes me though. XP

[identity profile] crux-australis.livejournal.com 2007-05-13 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Psycho!Ohkura?
It's possible. TT^TT The thing is, the boy makes such a hot psycho that you want to be his victim. D:

Not sure what this makes me though.
It makes you a blasphemer. Lord Tegoshi will smite you because you have made him out to be like this. DDDDD: REPENT!!!!

[identity profile] threxhi.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
HOMG THAT WAS GREAT! XD There's something eerily perfect about Tesshi being a serial killer, especially one obsessed over Pi. XD The description of the photo shoot was absolutely brilliant! I could see Tesshi laughing with that ginormous smile of his, thoughts hidden behind his happily glittering eyes. Gah, it just works. Every so often when I'm looking at my Tesshi pics (it happened tonight, actually), I see all of his cute little faces and poses and something deep down in side of me is disgusted, because they seem to fake. But then ten minutes later I'm back to loving him and his adorableness again. XD But that's why this works so well! It's eerie and chilling and I LOVE it. <3

[identity profile] tinyangl.livejournal.com 2007-05-12 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Aahahah. I find it really weird that so many people keep thinking that it's totally plausible for Tesshi to be a serial killer. Kinda creepy. XP And well.. Yeah. XP I'm glad you thought so. I just ...He... ERK. Tegoshi + fake? Who knows. And yes. He's really adorable and I <3 him. XP And EERIE AND CHILLING. I'm so glad I got that across. XP Wasn't sure if it was creepy enough. *laughs* AND THANKS! ^_^ I'M GLAD YOU LIKEEEEDDD~~

[identity profile] shounenaidesu.livejournal.com 2007-05-13 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~ I know this is terrible...but... -wipes a tear away- it's so sweet! T_T (In a psycho way!)

Yu