[#24] I Was Perfectly Content...

[tinyangl]

...Not posting today. But then cynicalism pretty much insisted I do so, or else something would happen to the world. Her words, not mine. >.>

Unfortunately, I am at a strong loss at what I can post about because... I did absolutely nothing today that would make for anything near an interesting post. Or if it did, it's definitely not this post.
- I heard this story on Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me: Moron Arrested for DUI. Funniest thing EVER.
- ....>.> I'm not interesting today.
- Um. I'm utterly bored, as are the two people I'm talking to - lavish me with links to random NewS videos. :D Not the obvious ones because that'd be... erm... obvious. *dies*
- T.T Why am I posting when I don't have anything good to say?
- Cyn, I'm blaming this post on you.
- Oh, I took the romanized version of the ranking test! <3 Guess who's number one. If you get this wrong, you're silly. >.>
- The answer was Yamapi btw, just so you know.
- According to the LJ Stalker Meme - I stalk 4 different people. I'm a little impressed - I totally get around.
- Oh. My mom left for Spain today! I'm happy for her - she totally needed this vacation. Last night, she was pissing me off with her thing about cameras. I swear... >.> Thank god I won't have her pestering me about how she can't understand how to upload pictures or things like that for two weeks.
- I came up with the idea for a PV for Taiyou no Namida that involved dripping!wet!NewS and walking down streets looking brooding - or maybe even running at some points - with rain pouring over head and then the sun coming out at the end. ...I hope the PV's better than what my idea was.
- I'm totally rubbing off on Cyn - I say this because she has started thinking of Pin scenarios without me even having to prod her. :D I do my best my work.
- Speaking of rubbing off, I tell her an "original" idea I came up with and her first comment is "you could spin it into a pin. no wait. YOU could spin it into a pin." To which I said "...who are you and how has rhey taken over your body?" I think that's appropriate, don't you?
- Tomorrow I get to go out of the house. a;sldfkjaslfdj I AM OF THE EXCITED. I can't remember the last time this has happened! ...Okay, I exaggerate. It was last Saturday, and then last... some day the week before. But yeah. :D I get to go see P.S. I Love You. LOL As though I haven't been watching enough movies lately. Whatever.

Have I been locking my entries lately? *blinks* Weird.

Comments

[phonestrap.livejournal.com]

Yes, and it's a dirty, dirty place. Would you like a tour?

[thunder]

No, that's okay, you can keep your Kamenashi chickengasm fantasies to yourself.

Oh, look, I have a paid account and can edit my typos. Haha. Hahahaha.

[phonestrap.livejournal.com]

Aw, sharing is caring, you know?

Okay, stfu. I'm already caving in because I need more ICON SPACE ARRGHHH and getting myself a Paid account, what more do you want from me.

[thunder]

All you have to do is write me a fic. :))

Kamenashi Kazuya is a fallen angel, decrepit and lost among sinning mortals in a cruel world festering with hate and deceit, that has no morals, no sense of compassion or good-will. Kazuya had lost all hope of surviving in such a place, until that one night, when he was shivering in the cold rain, he met one Akanishi Jin, college student by day and prostitute by night, who offered two kind words, "you okay?" Can Jin have it in his heart to offer Kazuya shelter? Will he be the one to give Kazuya ~*salvation*~? Is this this beginning of a new and exciting romance? AND WHEN WILL THEY HAVE INTERCOURSE.

[tinyangl.livejournal.com]

*DYING IN HER LAUGHTER* AHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHA.

[thunder]

Make-out Hurricane, Akame edition.

[phonestrap.livejournal.com]

... You shouldn't tell me such things. You should know by now that the only type of writing I can do is the really lawl-worthy and crappy kind. With such a prompt, I might actually get up and do it.

[thunder]

I dare you. No.

I DOUBLE TRIPLE ∞ DARE YOU.

[phonestrap.livejournal.com]

... FINE. PREPARE YOURSELF.

[thunder]

KYAAAA~ EXCITED DESU. anoooo, author-san, i can make request plz? can u try righting tentacels in da fic too lol sry my kink lah~ *drools* yoroshiku onegaishimaaaas' m(^^)m

[phonestrap.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED. HERE IT GOES.

It is a cold and stormy night. The darkness in the streets is oppressive, thick like smog, heavy as a blanket, but... look! Suddenly, there is a flash of lightning and this illuminates a pitiful alleyway cluttered with trashcans and cheap booze bottles, and there, among the wet newspaper and soggy take-out boxes, is a man. Well, not really a man, but an angel. His name is Kamenashi Kazuya and he is a fallen angel, cast out of heaven for doing obscene things with a piece of fried chicken having too much booty in the pants. Oh, poor Kazuya! Since Kami!Johnny-sama is such a terrifying god, he tossed Kazuya out on his scrawny shapely butt without even giving him proper clothes!

Kazuya shudders, wrapping his arms around his shaking body. His wings, once pristine and soft, like bunny fur, are now torn and ragged, blood dripping off the feather, merging with the rain that came down in pounding torrents. Kazuya lifts his inhumanely beautiful face to the weeping skies and says, in his angelic voice, "Why, God, why? Why must you forsaken me so? What have I done to deserve this?"

Suddenly, the cracking sound of a beer bottle being stepped on pierces through his stunned and emo reverie. Kazuya lifts his head to the opening of the alleyway and sees a gang of men standing there.

"Oh, what do we have here? A pretty boy!" The leader sneers while his lackeys collapse into fits of moronic laughter. "Let's have some fun with him!"



DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN. CLIFF HAAANGEEER.

[thunder]

asd;lkasd'las'dla'sld'sld MOAR PLOX.


here, have my second born since you already own the first.

oh kazu-chan, why must you be tormented so. don't you worry. the tentacles are coming and they'll make you feel better.


WHERE IS THE JIN. and the porn. The tentacles.

[phonestrap.livejournal.com]

I just know that this is some sleazy trick to get free babysitting from me. DD:

THERE CAN'T BE ANY TENTACLES YET. OR PORN. OR PORN WITH TENTACLES.

Dude, I used this icon for a billion comments already and I JUST UPLOADED THIS THING. This icon is so win. *___*