Kami's Eden - Entry #2

I actually had to REDO this. So it might not be as funny as the original. But nobody will actually know because I accidently DELETED the original. Ugh. (After writing: Ugh. I kinda liked the original better. It was funnier (...I guess? And a whole lot SHORTER. LOL. How'd it get LONGER in this rewrite? You'd think it'd get shorter.)

( Click here for the lame. LAME.LAME.LAME. )

Because I remembered most of what I wrote, I also remembered the emoticons. Plus I spent more time on this than on the "first" entry. So yes. Remember how I said emoticon whore? This one was worse. *coughs* Yeah. I'm lame. Ahahaha. I'm also fairly certain there should be a limit to how long these should be, because I am taking those lengths and like crossing past them and THEN some. XP Why am I such a blabber-mouth?

Also, I've been wanting to post another jweb for ages. LOL. But if I did this weekly, what in HECK'S name am I going to talk about in this imaginary life that I have made up? o.O

Kami's Eden - Entry #2

I actually had to REDO this. So it might not be as funny as the original. But nobody will actually know because I accidently DELETED the original. Ugh. (After writing: Ugh. I kinda liked the original better. It was funnier (...I guess? And a whole lot SHORTER. LOL. How'd it get LONGER in this rewrite? You'd think it'd get shorter.)

( Click here for the lame. LAME.LAME.LAME. )

Because I remembered most of what I wrote, I also remembered the emoticons. Plus I spent more time on this than on the "first" entry. So yes. Remember how I said emoticon whore? This one was worse. *coughs* Yeah. I'm lame. Ahahaha. I'm also fairly certain there should be a limit to how long these should be, because I am taking those lengths and like crossing past them and THEN some. XP Why am I such a blabber-mouth?

Also, I've been wanting to post another jweb for ages. LOL. But if I did this weekly, what in HECK'S name am I going to talk about in this imaginary life that I have made up? o.O