sanity is a figment of the imagination

Disclaimer: ARK is not a real JE band. No, seriously. lol As though people actually thought we were. Just a note, ARK is a three-o made up of Alen (Ren), Rhey, and Kami as three girls who pretend to be guys in order to join JE. ...I never said it made sense. *laughs*

It's been a while so~ J-web! (Very much lame, and lol.)
( It's my birthday, guys~ )

As always, those things are like emoticon heaven for me. *laughs* But yes, I got myself (splurged on) this gorgeous darkish gray fedora with these random specks of green. (You can barely see them. They're that faint.) *___________________* If I had the chance to attach my memory card to my laptop, I'd so upload those pictures right now. Unfortunately, not possible. :\\\\ So it'll have to wait. *laughs*

But yes! Now everyone knows that it is my birthday~ I have officially turned 21. ...Well, not yet. As I'm writing this at 8:10 PM, and I technically was born 9:24 PM which is when everyone'll see this post go up. lol I did end up ordering something alcoholic, and yes, predictably got carded. The drink itself was pretty fail - way too much rum - so I ended up just drinking rather sporadically. lol. My friend ended up getting buzzed more than I did, solidwater totally agrees on me with this one. lol. Actually, I personally think I barely got buzzed, but she'll have to let me know on this one. lol. We walked a hell of a lot, but half of that was my fault. T.T I'm sorry, guys.

Um. Um. I just wanna thank everyone who's given me birthday greetings today!!! :DDDD You're all so kind~ I really appreciate it. ♥♥♥

And now, on some random notes:
- jep_cast had a special episode released today! Go over here to check it out. We discussed PPOI. lolol What. I'm so serious, totally LOL. (We're rather... erm, special in that one.)
- Yamapi and Ryo are flipping hot in the newest Seventeen. I might, just might be tempted to get it. *_______________________*
- Lawson CMs with NewS: Totally LOL. Seriously, WTF NewS. I like how KoyaShigePi had their own separate CM. Does that mean RyoMassuTego are going to have their own?? (I put it that way... mainly because of Cyn. lol. Don't ask.)
- I DON'T REALLY HAVE MUCH ELSE. XPPPP Um. Yeah. That's it from me~
- And look at that. 9:24 PM. Who's officially 21? *beams* I am~ ♥♥

It's been a while, ne? I don't want to work so distracting myself with the hassle it takes to make one of these. :DDDD Good waste of time if you ask me. (And to be fair, I've taken to studying just the study guide. And so far... I managed to do 2 problems quite fine. The other 4...not so much. ~_~;; But I did manage HALF of one? ...That's gotta count for something? *fails hard*)

Note: Because this may scare ppl off. No, I'm really not (and neither are my friends) part of a JE group. This insanity was made a while back, and we haven't had any ARK talk recently and I miss it. *pout*

( Why yes! I have no idea what to talk about. :D How is that different from usual? )

That ended up longer than it should've been. ~_~;; Plus again. Attack of the emoticons. I'd've had more but connection here kinda sucks and I couldn't manage to get different emoticons. ~_~;; Stupid internet.

Also, this will probably be the first and only time I advertise this place. akeno_koru saikou! *laughs* We all know about my recent craze with TegoMassuKi. Well... Okay, not ALL of us do, but I'm sure a few do. And most of you have jent_fanfics on your flist and all, but... I thought I'd pimp it out on my own LJ (since I'm a big part of the reason why this exists. *fails*

But here~
~The Adventures of TegoMassuKi~
TegoMassuKi is the brainchild of tinyangl (no matter what she may say, it's mostly her fault genius) and to a lesser extent cynicalism. It revolves around the idea of a very strange universe in which Tegoshi Yuya, Masuda Takahisa, and Horitika Maki--are in a Johnny's Entertainment trio.
We're pretty sure we're both a little nuts, and we're pretty sure that's an understatement, but if you give them a chance, we're also pretty sure they will eat your souls as they have eaten ours.
- Our "Official" Intro

The Fics Themselves:
( All the Links to save space. )

I honestly don't mind if you don't read any of the TegoMassuKi ficlets (okay, I mind a little, but if you don't like any of the three, it's understandable. Or the fact that there's a female in JE world is too crazy for you to deal with, you definitely shouldn't go.

However!!! Of all the drabbles, I beg of you to read this one:
The New Duo
- cynicalism, 906 words
- Note: In which "Kuro to Shiro" is born and tinyangl continues to make me giggle. XDD <3 (And Tegomass ninja in for the hell of it.)

It is my absolute favorite, and I think cynicalism rocks for making it. Really. Lots and LOTS OF LOVE. :DDDDDDDDD She is totally awesome and if you couldn't tell, it's Yamapi and Maki. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~ :DDDDDDDDD I love TegoMassuKi and all, but a;sldkfjaldjsfaksjdfljsf KURO TO SHIRO OWNS MY HEART. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD There should totally be more of this group written, yo~

Okay. Now I really do need to get back to studying. I seriously fail so hard at this. ~_~;;

Out of sheer boredom and because I think it's been far too long since I've written one of these. So.... J-WEB ENTRY. :D

Note: No. I am really not a male. And no. I am not really in a JE group. This is just ...a thing that sprouted from the minds of me, Alena, and Rheyne. Yes. It's enjoyable; why do you ask? Also, again. Attack of the emoticons. ~_~;; I can't HELP IT.

( Kami's Eden - J-Web Entry #3. )

...Crap. These just keep getting LONGER AND LONGER. I am fairly certain that there HAS to be some sort of limit to these things' length. ...And how many emoticons one uses. I'm such an emoticon whore. XP Is there some sort of treatment for this? Like, taking away my emoticon source or something? XP Who knows. ...Erm. Enjoy the silliness?

I actually had to REDO this. So it might not be as funny as the original. But nobody will actually know because I accidently DELETED the original. Ugh. (After writing: Ugh. I kinda liked the original better. It was funnier (...I guess? And a whole lot SHORTER. LOL. How'd it get LONGER in this rewrite? You'd think it'd get shorter.)

( Click here for the lame. LAME.LAME.LAME. )

Because I remembered most of what I wrote, I also remembered the emoticons. Plus I spent more time on this than on the "first" entry. So yes. Remember how I said emoticon whore? This one was worse. *coughs* Yeah. I'm lame. Ahahaha. I'm also fairly certain there should be a limit to how long these should be, because I am taking those lengths and like crossing past them and THEN some. XP Why am I such a blabber-mouth?

Also, I've been wanting to post another jweb for ages. LOL. But if I did this weekly, what in HECK'S name am I going to talk about in this imaginary life that I have made up? o.O

Wanna know what this is about? Read this to catch on the lame cool (in the words of Alena) thing that me and a couple of people have started. (By couple, I mean two.) And look. ICON. Ahaha. Made by me. Because I'm lame cool like that. *laughs*

Since Alena/partypaprika prodded me to do this (plus she made a jweb entry of her own), I thought I might as well follow the pack/succumb to peer pressure make a jweb entry of my own. Ahaha. I'm lame, I mean, cool.

( Cut to protect the minds of those around from the craziness. )

I really wanted it to be happier. But then my mom really did come by and ruined my mood. I'm off to go drown shower. XP