Yes! ^_^

May. 18th, 2007 12:09 pm
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- You do not even know how happy I am to be home right now. If I had class, I'd be in World Humanities, on my laptop being bored as always. *laughs* But no. I'm home. DOWNLOADING. God, it's been so long since I've had FAST internet connection. *huggles internet* It's so good to me!

- As you can tell. I have electricity back as well as internet. It makes me happy.

- As well as having internet connection, I finally got to download the latest Cartoon KAT-TUN. I LOVED IT. *laughs* It was really funny and so great and the DRAWINGS. And the CLICKING TONGUE. as;ldkfasdf. *Spaz spaz~* *laughs* But really, I'm kinda excited about next week's episode. While I know nothing about her, I kinda like Crystal Kay and when I saw Jin saying "Let's get married," is it weird that my first thought was "Oooh, they'd have pretty children with good voices." *laughs* I'm strange.

- I haven't watched much of anything else, but will as the day progresses. SO YAY.

- I have been organizing my DVDs and now have 38 DVDs filled with JE stuff. @.@ I'm so glad I don't do my old way of keep track of files, because omg, that'd drive me up a WALL in trying to get everything down. Yay for caps. ^_^

- My parents are My Dad is listening to some really cool music, but I have no idea what it is. *laughs* Whatever.

- Is it weird that I didn't know that my mom had left for Missouri this morning for her nurse's converence? XP I swear, she usually talks about it for MONTHS before the trip. But I had thought it was like tomorrow or something, and was apparently mistaken and she had left this MORNING. ~_~;; Go Kamika, you're a good daughter indeed. XP

- MEME:
Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.
Snagged from [livejournal.com profile] vkitty


1. When were you born and what city,state, country where you born in?
1987 - Bronx, New York, USA. ^_^

2. What different things did you want to be when you grew up?
Let's see... I remember once wanting to be a ballerina, but that was short lived. Then there was me wanting to be a professional pianist, but then that died out. And the longest dream I had was being a doctor for kids and... that lasted till I realized that I kinda hate science. LOL.

3. What was your most memorable childhood experience? How did it impact your outlook on life?
Wow. I can barely remember my childhood so... I don't know if I could have a proper response for this. I vaguely remember when I first met my sisters, and wondering why they weren't talking to me. And being kinda childish about it. Don't know how that impacted me though. XP

4. Were you a good kid or a bad kid? Would your parents agree with you?
I think that I was a good kid. For the most part, my parents agree, although they say I was a bit of a spoiled brat. LOL.

5. What were your favorite toys to play with? Do you still have any of them?
*laughs* Not toys. I loved this one blanket that I'd had for years. My brother flipping ... I have no idea really. Lit it on fire? There's like patches of burnt fabric and asld;kfjasf. Pissed me off. My grandmother patched it up, but it just wasn't the same. *tear* We still have it somewhere.

6. What cartoon character did you like best when you were younger?
*laughs* Oh god. I don't even remember. Probably like... Arthur or something. ^_^ I so adored that show as a kid.

7. Did you have an imaginary friend? How would you describe them?
...Not that I know of. XP

8. What do you remember about your first day at school?
...Nothing. *laughs* I went to preschool though.

9. What was your neighborhood like when you were younger?
Not too bad. I loved where I used to live and it was a crowded area so not many bad things happened there.

10. How often did your family move while you were growing up?
Well, once. But we were still in the same building. Just a bigger apartment. ^_^


~*~


The Pancake.
Once on a time, there was a guy, Yamashita Tomohisa, who had 7 4 hungry friends (whose names escape me at the moment) and who didn't want to cook themselves so had forced him to make a pancake for them. Yes. Just one. Because hi, they're smart. It looked like a good pancake (for which Yamapi was very proud of and since someone had made a crack that he couldn't cook anyway) and they all were excited to eat it. They all stood around (including some old guy that kept screaming "YOU, GOOD COOKING, YOU") and just stared at the pancake.

"I want some, Yamapi~Dear," one friend said, which promptly called for a smack.
"Oh, Yamapi~Dearest who's hot," said another, and as like the first, got smacked.
"Oh, Yamapi~Dearest who's hot and acts well," said the third who got hit over the head, despite having tried to dodge.
"Oh please, Yamapi~Dearest who's hot and acts well and is very sexy," said the last, and got hit but was too busy laughing to even care.
Yamapi scowled at them all and told them to shove the compliments up their ass bide their time and he only had to flip it over and then they can finally have some of the pancake.

The pancake, in hearing this (for he could talk and hear and have a personality as I'm sure all your pancakes do), decided that it wasn't about to get eaten by these buffoons and instantly tried to jump out of the pan, only managing to turn onto its side and cook the rest of itself. It jumped up again (when it felt it was ready) and managed to get out of the pan and onto the floor. Ryo (for that's what he called himself) managed to roll along the floor and out the door and down a hill that the house had apparently been on. (He had also managed to get in a "You're ugly and they lie!" comment to Yamapi before escaping.)

Yamapi, who was distraught over having been insulted and having the thing he had cooked (well) escape him, rushed to follow after the pancake. The four idiotic friends followed behind him while the old man (now screaming "YOU, GET IT NOW") limped his way behind them.

They all screamed out "Hi! Won't you stop? Catch it! Stop, pancake!" as they tried to catch it, but since it was a hill and he was just rolling, he was able to escape them much easier than they could ever catch him. (Ryo also yelled as a retort, "The name's Ryo! Which is loads better than you name-less bastards!")

He rolled a while until he met a man, by the name of Akanishi Jin.

"...Hi, Pancake," he greeted, looking confused at the fact that there was a pancake rolling beside him.

"The name's Ryo, fatty," snarked the pancake.

"Well, why don't you stop a little and let me have a bite, after all. I'm apprently fat," Jin proposed.

"No. I'm not going to be eaten by a fatty like you. I've already run from Yamapi and his 4 stupid friends, and some old man in the back. I'll run away from you too." And Ryo rolled on and on, until he ran into a hen.

"Good-day, Pancake!" Koyama Keiichiro greeted happily.

A little wary, Ryo just greeted back.

"You look good, Pancake! You're all toasty and warma and look all plump. It's really a shame that you're rolling along this hill. You shouldn't have to dirty yourself in such a way," Koyama said, leading Ryo to think that he was being rather nice. He ended with a "I'm sure you'll probably be more comfortable in my stomach. Mind if I have a bite?"

Ryo glared (as best as a pancake could glare, considering it had no eyes) and told him, "No. I've run from Yamapi and his 4 stupid friends, some old man in the back, and a fatty named Jin. I'll run away from you too." And thus, Ryo rolled on.

There were more interesting conversations after this, that I won't put down because really. It's the same thing over and over again. Ryo met up with a Cock named Kato Shiegaki (who was apparently mating with the Hen named Koyama), a Duck named Ueda Tatsuya(who he'd insulted countless amounts of times in their short conversation that had led to tears), a Goose named Tegoshi Yuya (who he had almost been tempted to stay for because he'd asked so nicely), a Gander (which is apparently a male Goose) named Kusano Hironori (who Ryo had an overwhelming urge to hit if he had hands to do so.) And then he ran into a Pig named Masuda Takahisa.

They did the usual greeting and Ryo was able to roll alongside Massu without Massu saying a word. (What he didn't know was that Massu was pratically salivating at the thought of eating Ryo.) Unlike all the others, Massu was a little better at getting food into his mouth without them knowing. He told Ryo that they should walk alongside each other and that he could keep him safe. (For a Pig was loads more powerful than a Pancake could ever be, despite Ryo's thoughts on the topic.)

Ryo agreed, for he liked company every now and then, but he didn't want to appear soft, so thus insulted Massu nonetheless.

The pig took it in stride until they reached a brook. For Massu, this was an easy obstacle, but for Ryo, he had issues crossing over water. (He didn't want to melt after all.)

Massu suggested that Ryo sit on his snout and that he'd carry him over.

Ryo agreed (not without saying "Fine, but know that I'm still better than you, you overgrown pig") and climbed onto Massu's snout.

Almost smirking, the pig swallowed the pancake in one gulp, not forgetting to snark at the pancake, "Look who's better now." And thus, since the Pancake couldn't go on, the story ends.


Ahahaaha. Don't ask. I've been reading my old children's story book and thought of Ryo and Massu when I read it. And thus, wrote this. Hope my f-list enjoyed. Maybe I'll come out with more of these later. *laughs*

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